Robot Bartender
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a
stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention
and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best
martini the man had ever had.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The man answered "oh, about 164."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? etc.......
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he
would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot
clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot
started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and
took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,...............
??????????????? "A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot
started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to
expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and
took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"??
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked,...............
??????????????? "A-r-e? y-o-u-r? p-e-o-p-l-e??? h-a-p-p-y? w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?????
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